Thursday, September 27, 2007

Pure Debauchery!

I have just recently learned of a devious and evil plan that will un-hatch just before this Saturday’s game against North Texas by way of the hogblogger.com in which a group of anti-Americans have pooled together funds to hire a plane and banner to fly around the stadium. Go here to read the interview with the mystery man behind the plan (props to the hogblogger for this release). Expect to see something similar to this between 1:45 and 2:30 pm Saturday:

Make your own clipart like this @ www.TXT2PIC.com

Blasphemy I say! Is this man holed up in some cave in Afghanistan? It's very possible.

Upon hearing this news, I propose to hire my own plane and banner and will fly it at the same time except for I'm going to hire a crop duster to spell out the message in the sky. Face! If it's not cost-effective and I need to hire the traditional plane and banner then I will. I haven’t narrowed down my exact message yet, but here are just some of the suggestions I’ve received so far:

Make your own clipart like this @ www.TXT2PIC.com

Make your own clipart like this @ www.TXT2PIC.com

There is also the possibility that some of us Razorback supporters will sabatoge their banner and when it is unfurled in mid air it will read: "PLAYERS & FANS DESERVE NUTT"

Some other suggestions:

Make your own clipart like this @ www.TXT2PIC.com

Make your own clipart like this @ www.TXT2PIC.com

Make your own clipart like this @ www.TXT2PIC.com

Make your own clipart like this @ www.TXT2PIC.com

Make your own clipart like this @ www.TXT2PIC.com

Make your own clipart like this @ www.TXT2PIC.com


Leave me your suggestions and maybe you'll see your banner flying around Razorback Stadium one of these days.
Coming tomorrow: the Arkansas - N. Texas Preview

No comments: