Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Gloom and Croom: The Hog Tale Interviews Sylvester Croom

Once again, The Hog Tale is proud to bring you Mississippi State head football coach / part-time ninja, Sylvester Croom.

Hog Tale: Coach, thanks for stopping by and taking some time to be with us. I see you are still perfecting your ninja skills.

HT: What do you make of your first SEC matchup with Coach Petrino?

HT: There are a lot of restless fans in Starville calling for your head. How does that affect you?

HT: Still, Coach Croom, it must get old having to deal with unhappy fans and unhappy boosters and losing week in and week out?

HT: Wow. You're really not holding anything back. Do you think it's wise to call your doubters "racist, redneck crackers?"

HT: Well coach, you seem supremely confident in both your coaching and your ninja skills. It doesn't seem that you fear anything or anyone.

HT: Coach, I know your time is valuable, and we really appreciate you stopping by again this year. We wish you the best of luck in finishing the season and in your future endeavour as a first class ninja.

Once again our thanks to one of the most interesting figures in the SEC - MSU coach Sylvester Croom.

Tomorrow: The Arkansas - Mississippi State Preview

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